This is what Charlotte writes.

11.01.07

Let Them Eat Cake: A Meditation on Mediocrity in Neo-Puritan Society and French Fusion Cooking Schools with an Emphasis on the Excellent Use of Scallions to Achieve the Ultimate Flavour Experience.

When we were younger we used to hit each other with frying pans until our mother made us stop. Cellular telephones cause cancer in children without tin foil hats. Have you eaten your vegetables today? Eight years of French lessons and all she can say is “J’suis l’anana.” He looks like one of those Egyptian hairless cats. The back is where it’s at! These carrots are totally carrot-y.